Forceful Trader and Theme

Today in the Jam Practice, a wolf was yelling at someone. Her name was FutureFire131, and she was mad because that someone, named ninja520673, was forcing her to trade him her bow, and if she didn't, he would report her. Well, he ran off before I could catch him or ask him anything, so I questioned FutureFire131. She was big on trading and really wanted my two-year-old purple glove that had cost something around 2,200 gems when I'd first gotten it. You can't get it anymore, so she was really begging for it. I managed to get by, trading her a Medusa mask for an Eagle hat. That's not my point, though. That ninja jammer was being quite rude, and I need faithinjesus on the case ASAP. She must report this player immediately. After all, that is her special job. Gracedudu, you read this blog more than any Purple Police in our squads. Please alert faithinjesus.
This 'trading' business is really starting to concern me. People are forcing each other to trade, and often times they are forcing them to trade them something good and then trading the other one awful things. People are getting very violent. I need jammers out there to stop this now. And sometimes, people just want to keep their things! Why won't everyone get along? Things are things! They can be replaced, but people can't! I am going to start a no-trade boycott if this doesn't stop. (joke)

Anyhow, about the theme part of this post. I have become inspired to make a Purple Police theme song to keep you listening to while you wait for our T-shirt franchise appearance. It's very nice, and it's an answer to one of our comments, the one made by Ir Foster on our first post. Ir Foster, we do take down clans, but only if they are driving people out of a certain area. Everybody in Jamaa has a right to be anywhere. Below is our theme song.

Anyways, Have Fun, and Jam On!